what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
I hope it was a pun!
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
